I remembered the story of Bro. John and how Pastor told the Media department to please off the mic on Bro John and mandated him to retake his discipleship classes.
Bro John was (and I believed is still) a Christian. He is the sort of Christian that you can adequately label firebrand, devil binding, tongued, holy and no-nonsense Christian. Mere relating with bro. John, you will think he belongs to S.U class of old but lo and behold! he is a thoroughbred orthodox.
Not all testimony is a testimony.
You can never see Bro. J as we used to call in that day with a fellowship sister gisting or playing and even if you see him with one it is with Sis. Shikemi, her fiancee and they are either praying or studying the Bible.
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Furthermore, bro. J stands on purity is well-known. No hfhkenhystericus 🤪🤪🤪 till hfmgfdtsee 🙄🙄🙄. Not even hftybffddtb. 😃😃😃.
By my description of Bro. J, you think he was some wacko, out-of-reality, earthly useless kind of Christian. Far from it, he is the definition of what a Christian should be in school, church, neighbourhood, etc.
To cut the long narrative short, John went to school. Graduated with flying colours. Secured a job. Married our dear sis. Shikemi and live happily after till one day, trouble sleeps, John goes and wakes him up!
It happened that the pastor permitted Bro J to speak to engaged singles during the church singles’ retreat on purity in Relationships. As per se, he will have practical examples of how God helped them ( sister shikemi and him).
On D-Day, it was now the turn of our speaker to chuck us with the word as Zibo Jnr Elabha used to do in RCCF house then, Bro John, said in impeccable Queenueen Elizabeth English
‘lemme first thank our daddy in the Lord for this fantastic opportunity. I celebrate you, sir. And to my wife of inestimable value, I love you.’
“Lemme start this teaching with a testimony. I don’t know what is wrong with you young people of nowadays. When I was single, a sister and I will sleep overnight and nothing will happen.”
“What did you just say,” the pastor asked.
“I say, when I was single, a sister and I can sleep overnight and nothing will happen and if a sister should naked herself in front of me, my body will not be moved,” he replied 🙆🙆🙆
That was how our pastor told the media people to off the mic and asked him to re-enrol in discipleship classes because it seems he missed some lessons.
Moral: not all testimony is a testimony. The ability to sleep overnight with the opposite sex who isn’t your blood is not a testimony, it’s a disgrace to your Christianity, misrepresentation of Christ and willfully tempting Satan.
That nothing will happen when an opposite-sex strip naked in your presence is not a testimony. It’s rather a testament that you are still human and can fall and falter so take heed to your heart and mind.
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