The Parable of Goat and Yam (Chapter 1).

For Christian Single Brothers Only.

You are a Goat. That sister that you used to call every 5AM, I meant the same sister you have shown to mentors, parents, friends and family is the Yam and God is both Goat rearer (Psalms 23:1) and Yam planter (John 15:1).

Now, the Yam you have brought to God or the one He has brought to you must not be peel, tasted, touched inappropriately, played, fry, boiled, roasted and toasted until it’s appropriately approved because the law said, ‘thou shall not eat until it is appropriate.’

Before reading on, I wish to tell you that some Yams are sweet yams, some are water yams, some are aerial, Chinese or bitter yam. Some are even yam lookalike but no matter what, you must not eat it.

… Yam you have brought to God or the one He has brought to you must not be peel, tasted, touched inappropriately, played, fry, boiled, roasted and toasted until it’s appropriately approved

And I wish to tell you that the desire to eat, peel, touch, boil, toast and roast is God-given and okay but until the acceptable time, no touching.

Now, if you want to eat, boil, taste your yam, go and see the yam caterers (her parents) and paid and do the neccesary ‘fees’ and ‘rituals.’ You must do the appropriate ritual to be qualified to eat your yam and have it.

After you have done the required, now you can boil, peep, roast, toast, grate, make egg with you yam but I am advising you don’t ever play your goat.

After doing the above, then you move from being a goat to being a G.O.A.T.

Do you understand or I should go depper?

Stay tuned for part 2 (for Christian Single Sisters Only).