The Parable of Goat and Yam (Chapter 6).

A Letter to Goat without a yam and Yam without a goat.

Dear Goat with a yam and Dear Yam without a goat,

With upmost joy, I am writing this short epistle to you and I am happy because you are one of the luckiest category on Earth and well as those with goats and yams. Singleness is blissfulness. Enjoy it.

Now, I will advise you

• To stay on the farm. It is still the safest place to live and get a goat or yam and even after getting your goat or yam, stay there.
• Look for your goat/yam on the farm. You will definitely see your specs on the farm.
• While waiting for the yam, engage in profitable foraging and while waiting for the goat do make yam omelette, porridge, òjòjò†, etc with your life.
• Continue doing what your Farmer-owner asks of you to do and
• Let His decision overwrites yours. He alone knows what is fitting and suitable for you.

If you can do all these, I can confidently say that your singleness will be blissfulness and your engagement will be heavenly.

Signed

A former goat without a yam for 8 straight years now with the sweetest yam on this side of heaven.

† òjòjò is a cake made from grating yam and mixing with condiment and then fry with either palm oil or vegetable oil.