As the Worth of the goat is not in the ability to fry so also the sweetness of the yam is not in being fried. If that’s all there to you, you may probably had started spoiling.
Now, a good yam is not idly waiting for the goat to make an egg omelette with her. She is also making yam pottage with herself with expecting the real goat.
Then, a responsible yam knows she is not for any goat. There is a specific goat for her specific yam from their Farmer-owner’s farm.
Moreover, it is only bitter and rotten yams that peel themselves on soso media for likes. A real and worthy yam don’t and won’t.
In addition, a sweet yam is also o not swayed by sweet bleating from various goats, their pockets or gyms bit she is only interested in who the Father-farmer said is hers.
As far as football is concern, CR7 is my GOAT but I hope you know that CR7 is not all about football, there is philanthropy, business, husband and father’s side to this football GOAT of mine.
The real worth of a goat is not in the ability to fry yam. If that is all you are planning to do then your goatness has dysentery but the Worth and joy of a goat lies in righteousness, peace and joy of the Holy Spirit.
A real/potential GOAT doesn’t sleep off during morning devotion as a result of hangover from yesternight UEFA matches. A real goat is a priest of his pen
Furthermore, the worthiness of a goat is also reflected in this fact that he is not after every yam he sees. He is okay with his given yam because he knows that the insulating material must be kept clean. A real GOAT is a defender of purity.
…but a GOAT had a Farmer-owner…
In addition, the joy of being a goat also shows in that while other ewu gambias are playing and kicking their yams about, he is most concerned about how to wash, clean, beautify and make egg sauce with his yam and yam products now or later. A GOAT is a caterer.
A goat is not on social media arguing on why Bubu is taller than Ashi rather he is actively engaging in one productive foraging in order to prepare a barn for his yam. A real goat is a provider.
Lastly, I wish to tell you that the goat may or may not have six packs, beard or deep pocket but a GOAT had a Farmer-owner because he is not a lone ranger and he is traceable to a pen.
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Christian sisters should be sweet yams. Yes, they should. God is the planter and that brother that used to tell you, ‘ you are my honey,’ every blessed morning is the goat and you got to help him to become a G.O.A.T.
But how? You should know that, although Farmer-Owner which is Yahweh God has brought you to you goat or you have brought you goat to your owner, you must know that you can’t be peel, toasted, roasted, touched anyhow or boiled.
You can’t. It’s not yet time.
And I want you to also know that the desire to be eaten, boiled, peel, roasted, grated or even fried is legitimate and God-given but it is not yet an appropriate time. What should be touching you is now word of God, your pillows and or a cup of tea.
Also, forget not that though the coming G.O.A.T is a Christian, he is also with a God-given instincts to boil and fry. He may speak the languages of angels but he has godly desires in him.
Furthermore, be aware that not all goats are domesticated goats. Some are mountain goats (wild one), some are wannabes (infact baby antelope looks like goat) while some are ewu gambias* and not all goats have potential to become G.O.A.T. Only the Capra hiscus can survive all weathers and you should know that you own goat many not be in your locale.
Therefore, you must help him by not seductively peel yourself, park yourself into his barn, for the habit of sleeping in his barn, touch him inappropriately (Yes, you can’t touch him too!) or arouse the goatness in him till appropriate time.
If you want to be boiled, peel, grated, roasted, touched or even turn to yam cake (òjòjò)* , tell him to come and see the yam caterers to do the required and you too should go and see goat caterers to do the neccesary.
But a potential GOAT should have self-control? Yes, of course, so a potential Y.A.M should self-control too. Not be any of your efforts, but by the grace of thy Farmer who art in heaven.
If you can do this, you will be able to Y.A.M i.e. Yes! Am Married and be able to YAHM (Yes! Am Holly Married) before thy Father-Farmer.
You are a Goat. That sister that you used to call every 5AM, I meant the same sister you have shown to mentors, parents, friends and family is the Yam and God is both Goat rearer (Psalms 23:1) and Yam planter (John 15:1).
Now, the Yam you have brought to God or the one He has brought to you must not be peel, tasted, touched inappropriately, played, fry, boiled, roasted and toasted until it’s appropriately approved because the law said, ‘thou shall not eat until it is appropriate.’
Before reading on, I wish to tell you that some Yams are sweet yams, some are water yams, some are aerial, Chinese or bitter yam. Some are even yam lookalike but no matter what, you must not eat it.
… Yam you have brought to God or the one He has brought to you must not be peel, tasted, touched inappropriately, played, fry, boiled, roasted and toasted until it’s appropriately approved
And I wish to tell you that the desire to eat, peel, touch, boil, toast and roast is God-given and okay but until the acceptable time, no touching.
Now, if you want to eat, boil, taste your yam, go and see the yam caterers (her parents) and paid and do the neccesary ‘fees’ and ‘rituals.’ You must do the appropriate ritual to be qualified to eat your yam and have it.
After you have done the required, now you can boil, peep, roast, toast, grate, make egg with you yam but I am advising you don’t ever play your goat.
After doing the above, then you move from being a goat to being a G.O.A.T.
Do you understand or I should go depper?
Stay tuned for part 2 (for Christian Single Sisters Only).
Dear virgins, if virginity is all you have, you have a lot.
“If virginity is all you have to give, get out and all the bla bla bla,” they roar. Even those who are not virgin and also senseless are attacking people that did many things they can’t do. Dear virgins, if virginity is all you have, you have a lot. The demeaning words of people against you shouldn’t move you. First and foremost, it is not easy to be a virgin especially in a world like ours. A world where immorality is dominating. A world where the church is not even free from it.
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For you to be a virgin, it shows you are decisive in nature. You took a firm decision and you’ve kept it. This is a decision Bible study teachers find difficult to keep. This is a decision tongue speaking champions and those attacking you can’t keep. Do you know many who cried that I should help them overcome? Do you know someone following me up when I joined a fellowship was telling me to help him escape? Do you know many of your fathers in the church and home have destroyed teens? Many have advised you wrong, tried to entice you, to have you but you refused. That’s a very high level of decision. Keep it up. Decision is a trait that many lack and it shows you’re not only a virgin but a decisive human.
To be a virgin shows you’re disciplined – sexual control cum self-control are rare characters in our generation. Even those who condemn your stance are as free as water, drinking water from every well. You have a higher tendency of doing exploits in life when you can control sexual desires and pressure, so, you’ve something to offer. Don’t allow the hate from people on your stand to wait till marriage affect you. Dear stupid counselor and influencers, if you’ve nothing to say or write, keep your mouth shut and stop expressing your ignorance. If they have sense, they’d have known this and rather than bash them, they’d have encouraged you and asked you to tell them how you did it. If you are able to control your zip in life, you’re able to achieve many things in life. C. N. Ebere.
You have a higher tendency of doing exploits in life when you can control sexual desires and pressure, so, you’ve something to offer.
‘Honour your father and mother that it may go well for you, ‘ is a biblical instruction.
Fathers’ day is a week to come and honouring fathers is a good idea, be it biological or spiritual or even fathers-in-law. They are our first examples, guardians, caretakers, correctors and husbands of our mummies. So therefore, they deserve a gift from us.
Now, let’s establish this fact; most times, your dad isn’t expecting anything from you because he can afford it but you and I owned them everything we can afford now that we are ‘working’ and when they can’t work again. Why? Because they deserve it and two, ain’t they not human being like us again? Haven’t your dad sacrifice for you? Can we now share our little with them?
Furthermore, you can get any of these for your dad:
1. Obedience. You are still his child.
2. Visitations
3. Perfumes/ Body sprays.
4. Rechargeable torchlight.
5. Ties.
6. A couple of Cufflinks.
7. Wines
8. Polo shirts/ shorts/ sewn clothes.
9. Wristwatches.
10. Shaving kits
11. Beloved club jersey.
12. Favorite Artiste’s CDs ( maybe old albums that you knew he does enjoy while you are growing up).
13. Writing materials.
14. Travel kits.
15. Finance a night out with long time buddies.
16. Recharge cards.
17. Recreations kits.
18. MP3 player.
19. Cinema outings.
20. Sponsor honeymoon that includes his wife.
These and many more befitting gifts is meriting of your dad and any other man you called dad. Recollect that most of these dads can afford those stuff comfortably but you are giving it because you love your dad.
To make it a waoh moment, plan it with your sibling and his wife.
The emphasis is non-partnered singleness i.e no boyfriend/ girlfriend.
I was for 8 good years.
Singleness is a time of waiting and praying not rusting and being non-partnered single has a lot of advantages, the chief being total freedom and two, who told you those with a partner are happy being with one? Listed below are 21 activities doable while waiting for the dream guy/bae:
Achieve purpose.
Earn money.
Your the world.
Begin a blog
Write a book.
Make new friends.
Network up and down.
Give/collect phone numbers of many to boost WhatsApp status views.
Begin the desired trade.
Acquire a new skill.
Further your education.
Consume good food.
Volunteer.
Organize a Facebook group.
Start a podcast.
Join new department in church.
join a new group.
Earn plenty of money.
Fulfil purpose
Be happy.
If any bae/boo is unserious with his/her good boo/bae, snatch it.
Hurray! Another Mother’s day is here and we love moms! Don’t we?
My mum
I love my mum❤️. I am sure you love yours too. Mums are shelter we run to when dads start behaving daddy. They are our first teacher, pastor, advisor, expert, LOML 🥰, and girlfriend; all roll into one.
Convincingly, Mothers are super and they deserve superb treatments from our tokens appreciatively. Not because they cannot afford these things but because they are worthy of our acknowledgement of services and deserve honour as Bible outlined it in Exodus 20:12 and Ephesians 6:1.
Now, these are list of 20 gifts for your super mummy during Mother’s day, holidays, her birthday, matriculation, anniversary, graduation, etc:
1. Listening ears ( most of them don’t get this from our fathers when we are growing up).
2. Visitation ( especially by her grandchildren).
3. Aso-ebí clothes.
Remember MOTHERS DESERVE THE BEST.
4. Cooking kits ( remember she is still that innocent girl that fall in love with dad).
5. Recharge cards ( she is gonna use all the credits to call you😃).
6. Pyjamas.
7. A bottle of wine 🍷.
8. Flat-helled shoes.
9. Fancy pillow cases.
10. Cardigans and wool socks ( for oldies).
11. A bottle of nice perf.
12. Call.
13. Cash transfer ( no girl hates credit alert).
14. 6 yards of Ankara or lace materials.
15. Beverages.
16. Electric Blender/Grinder.
17. Jewelry.
18. Wigs ( for mummy that are still young).
19. MP3 player
20. A pack of assorted ponmo
21. A date with either one of her old best friend or church group and
22. A responsible spouse that gives you peace of mind.
Trust me, our mothers deserve the best of everything we can think of. Our gifts can never pay for the love they have showered on us and if your mom gave you the best of her you cannot get from others, so why don’t you give her best of what you are.
Friends, what other gift can we buy for mom?
Remember MOTHERS DESERVE THE BEST.
Pack of dried cow skin called ponmo.Bale of Ankara.
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